(Trump Middle Fucking Trumpie Trumpie Shirt) Christmas movies I like without really being able to relate to them are Home Alone 1 & 2, White Christmas, and Miracle on 34th Street. I can relate to Christmas Vacation as well, as it recalls big family get-togethers from the 1950s and early 1960s, which I haven’t experienced in 50 years.

I like other movies, some that I can’t really relate to, but that’s why I think I enjoy A Christmas Story so much, as I can relate to it.

There were big dogs in my neighborhood that sometimes caused problems. I remember the magic of waking up on Christmas morning, depicted so well in the movie. So sometimes I didn’t get what I want, but most of the time I did. I’m sure the reason I didn’t get that was my Mother didn’t want me to grow up to be a wrecker driver. One Christmas I really wanted a Big Bruiser wrecker set that hauled the Trump Middle Fucking Trumpie Trumpie Shirt with the busted fender that you could repair. Trump Middle Fucking Trumpie Trumpie Shirt

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